Johnny the drone dodges Mrs Carter’s defences to deliver Evelyn’s secret messages—but Andy is suddenly plunged into the bowels of the hospice. Guided by SPOTY the cat, he discovers a tennis paradise where youth, glory and the US Open await. Is this another magnificent confabulation—or has Grace, Cameron and Evelyn finally come to set him free?
Cue sound track of Robert Wyatt’s At Last I Am Free:
and sit back and listen to the final of The Fantastic Confabulations of Ageing Tennis Player read by Samuel James, Clare Wyatt and Helen Lloyd here:
Want some more? Here’s the whole audio book!
Or, you can read it to yourself and your nearest and dearest here!

The Fantastic Confabulations of an Ageing Tennis Player
Inspired by Rip Van Winkle, the short story by Washington Irving, The Fantastic Confabulations of an Ageing Tennis Player is the fourth and final book in this ‘Confessions’ series. Andy Murray wakes up twelve years late, trapped in a hospice that feels more like a prison, with his memory missing, his bar bill unpaid, and the US Open still somehow to be won. A darkly comic, surreal finale to the cult Confessions of an Ageing Tennis Player series.
Have a great US Open!
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