“I put it all down to Lord Andrew!” Cameron Norrie bares his soul to Lord Andrew John Paul George Ringo Murray of Kirkintilloch.
Cameron Norrie, one of the best men’s tennis player in the world, produced one of the most predictable Masters 1000 triumphs in recent memory last night. From a set and a break deficit, Norrie recovered to comprehensively thrash Nikoloz Basilashvili and become the first British man to win the prestigious Indian Wells title. Ever. In […]
My dear Emma, To say I was hugely disappointed at your news this morning that you had fallen at the first fence of the BNP Paribas Open in Indiana Wells in such a miserable fashion would be an understatement. I was devastated, distraught and filled with remorse that I was unable to guide you through […]
I’m not a little relieved that my impersonator has been reunited with his plimsolls over night. The accusatory looks I was getting from my so called neighbours was all getting a bit too much. “The scent of peach around your legs is a bit of a give away” remarked one local wag, as his dogs […]
Imposter alert! Lord Andrew John Paul George Ringo Murray of Kirkintilloch puts the record straight.
The news that some two bit tennis player who calls himself ‘Andy Murray’ has had his wedding ring stolen whilst attached to his plimsolls has led to various accusations that yours truly is implicated in some way in this heinous crime. I would like to assure my many fans that these rumours are unfounded, untrue […]
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