Confessions of an Ageing Football Player: Ep. 17. Shooing the Shih Tau off your Shoes

In which our hero i.e. me faces down his nemesis and comes up smelling of roses. Or something like.

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Confessions of an Ageing Football Player: Ep. 16. Matching Heads, Feet and Bumpsy Daisy.

In which our hero i.e. me, the Bogota jeweller, Terry Venables and the Mexican Sisters of Mercy reassemble our teams in time for the World Cup Quarter Finals.

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Confessions of an Ageing Football Player: Ep. 15. How to be Promoted from Mover to Milk Shaker.

In which our hero i.e. me survives in the eye of the storm and salvages his Subbuteo Career.

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Confessions of an Ageing Football Player: Ep. 14. All Change for the Knock Out Rounds!

It’s Half Time at the Brazilian World Cup and what have we learned? Schadenfreude isn’t Germany’s newest centre forward!

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Confessions of an Ageing Football Player: Ep. 13. I Break Mexican Hearts with Late Double

In which Louis van Gaal’s decision to replace Robin van Persie with me pays off, as I lead a late comeback to pull off an astonishing victory.

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