Cordon Noir, a new anti-cookbook for couples who would rather flirt than flambé, launches just in time for St. Valentine’s Day.
As restaurants fill up and home cooks everywhere brace themselves for another stressful “romantic” meal, Cordon Noir offers a radical alternative: stop trying to impress each other with food, and start enjoying each other instead.
Playful, seductive, and quietly subversive, Cordon Noir is a book for couples who are hopeless at cooking, bored of recipes or simply more interested in intimacy than ingredients. It’s part manifesto, part relationship companion, and part mischievous gift, designed to be read together, dipped into, laughed over, and occasionally ignored in favour of more pressing pleasures.
“There’s something deeply unromantic about sweating over a hot stove while your partner waits,” says Penny Moon the book’s creator. “Cordon Noir is for people who would rather burn dinner than burn out.”
Perfect as a Valentine’s gift, a cheeky addition to the bedside table, or a knowing present for couples who already own too many cookbooks, Cordon Noir gently dismantles culinary pressure and replaces it with connection, humour, and permission.
Cordon Noir is now available through the NOP Shop and in all great independent bookshops.
This Valentine’s Day, the most important thing you can cook… is the mood.

Cordon Noir
A reflective, gently humorous book about change, patience, and preparation.
Cordon Noir uses the language of cookery to explore what happens when something new is quietly coming into being — best approached at low heat and in your own time.
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