The third Fantastic Confabulation of the US Open: A bloody great rat in a domestic’s clothing

Andy wakes to find Grace beside his bed—but he doesn’t recognise her, remember his tennis club or realise he has spent twelve years in the hospice. Grace has come to collect unpaid subscriptions and bar bills; Andy has questions, suspicions and a furious encounter with Rosie, the robot vacuum cleaner.

Cue sound track of Lei Delibes: Sylvia – Pizzicato

and sit back and listen to the third episode of The Fantastic Confabulations of Ageing Tennis Player read by Samuel James, Clare Wyatt and Helen Lloyd here:

Want some more? Here’s the whole audio book!

Or, you can read it to yourself and your nearest and dearest here!

Have a great US Open!

The second Fantastic Confabulation of the US Open: Lord Andrew J.P.G.R. Murray (of Kirkintilloch)

ANDY is resting in bed. He’s frail, but feisty given the opportunity. His bald head is noticeable for its wispy hair and on his chin a goatee beard has grown over the years.

Cue a sound track of The Beatles…

and sit back and listen to the second episode of The Fantastic Confabulations of Ageing Tennis Player read by Samuel James, Clare Wyatt and Helen Lloyd here:

Want some more? Here’s the whole audio book!

Or, you can read it to yourself and your nearest and dearest here!

Have a great US Open!

The first Fantastic Confabulation of the US Open: the view from a drone

“Ground level view of a tennis ball resting at the foot of a tennis net somewhere in Liverpool.  An elderly male’s hand reaches down to pick it up and it’s bounced back to the base line, bounced three times and thrown up into the air…”

Cue a sound track of Kevin Coyne,

and sit back and listen to the first episode of The Fantastic Confabulations of Ageing Tennis Player read by Samuel James, Clare Wyatt and Helen Lloyd here:

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Or, you can read it to yourself and your nearest and dearest here!

Have a great US Open!