I met Stuart in late 2013 when I started working with Art Gene as Project Manager and it didn’t take long to realise that I was in the presence of someone quite special: irascible, intelligent and sometimes a bit intimidating. He drove me around Barrow in Furness in an old jalopy of the Land Rover type which itself was to become a damp-free zone source of warmth, withies and above all food which nurtured us through the forthcoming years of tours of Morecambe Bay, Walney and further afield up the West Cumbrian coast.

















His premature passing this summer left us wondering about so much promise, still to be explored. This poem – The Road to Barra – is dedicated to you, Stuart, as thanks for all your inspiration, challenge and yes, those slightly scary moments too.
The Road to Barra
Heysham High Hopes
Wind farm blade, wind farm blade,
Everything you want from a
Wind farm blade.
We’re all going on a beer hunt Stuart!
From hanging town, brief encounters,
To Holke hang out, submariner sheds,
Spot the jogging bishop with a mitre on a Sunday!
We’re talking rhubarb triangle with legs to spare,
A mammoth onion off the old green road.
They’ll split the atom here Stuart, in the years to come,
There’ll be lock downs, sirens,
Ever Ready for us, the pervasive threat.
Heysham 1, Heysham 2
It’ll be a football score Stu,
In the years to come, when we get home.
One goes down, the other goes up.
Two little boys Stu, that’s what they’re like,
Seismically protected to Gas Mark 7.
But there’s no more time for:
Haff netting salmon
in the skinny dipping Lune
Cos we’re heading out to Barra Stu,
Prepping for the Somme,
And all her sail in her.
Wind farm blade, wind farm blade,
Everything you need from a
Wind farm blade.
Arnside’s Hunter Gatherers
It’s a long way to Tipperary,
A very long way indeed Stu,
You’ll be needing your khaki trousers,
and a hat to shield you from the blaze.
Hats with fascinators fascinating,
Travel hunters hunting and
Health and safety instructing:
Don’t forget your shorts.
Don’t forget your sun cream.
Don’t forget to write son,
We’ve got your Grand-dad round at Christmas
He’ll want to see you standing.
Arnsider, Tamesider,
Wearsider, Humbersider,
Scouse lads! Manx lads!
We’re all in this together lads
Cockney lads! Toon lads!
Even Beverley lads
walk on the Kents Bank waters!
Climbing over ledges,
Diving down in gorges,
Geo-physical, geo-logical,
Geo-temporal, neo-natal.
Headline shock,
Culture block.
Road up ahead,
Detour to the Humphrey Head.
Wind farm blade, wind farm blade,
Everything you earn from a
Wind farm blade.
Furness Fears
Grange over the sands,
Wind over the waters,
Steam over the causeway,
Fog on the time and we lose our way;
Lights up ahead and we shield our eyes
From the light on the horizon.
Don’t be daft Stuart,
It’s just the moon on the river
No need to stress, no need to sweat,
It’s just another brick in a wall.
No dark lions in the wardrobe,
No more air girls on the dole.
Ulverston oh Ulverston,
You still hear your sea winds blowin’,
You still see the dark coal glowin’,
You clean your gun and dream of Ulverston.
Last wolf in England,
First turn on the left,
Water catches fire.
The air stops breathing,
But we dig deep down for leading lights.
Tractors turning, gas flame burning, submarine yearning.
Wind farm blade, wind farm blade,
Everything you covet ‘bout a
Wind farm blade.
Barrow In Furnace
Cor strike a light! Blow me down!
If ever I cross this side of town
I’m dead, I’m gone,
A shadow of my former self.
The nuclear dump,
The ever-present hump,
Of the guy in the trench,
Standing doubled over the stench
Of the lads in the earth
And the girls in the air,
Waving, waving farewell, adieu, auf wiedersehen,
To their boys on a train sliding into town.
Pink Shap granite, Pink Shap granite
Archaeological dig in bullet rich sand.
Turbine, turbine,
Slicing up the seas in a frenzied fit of
Fission, fusion,
Grasping the cushion of a nuclear safety net of
Caste iron furnace, caste iron furnace,
Grenades to launch ten thousand ships to pieces.
It’s just a rumour that was spread around town
By the women and children
Soon we’ll be shipbuilding
We’re all in this together Stu,
It was like this way back when
Digging our trenches into the heat of the night.
Guided by your lights across the barren lands.
Your trig towers point to trig points in the ground.
Your landing lights in the estuary guide us by.
Your staging posts act as halfway stops mid river.
Your tools of empire help us navigate this wilderness.
Wind farm blade, wind farm blade,
Everything you ever loved ‘bout a
Wind farm blade.
I’d say RIP Stuart but I can’t see you resting anywhere easily; there’s far too much wrong in heaven that needs fixing!




