Remembering Stuart Bastik: you say Immigrant, I say Potato.

This week, I’m remembering the work of Stuart Bastik: artist, thinker and occasional poet who sadly died in the summer of 2024. I worked with him and Maddi Nicholson (co-founders and co-artistic directors of Art Gene) during what became a transformational period in my life. As their project manager for many events, walks and talks across Cumbria, his approach to his life and art was sometimes engaging, often challenging but always unforgettable. This week’s blogs is the doff of my cap to one of life’s unique life forces.

You say immigrant, I say potato was first published on 28 August, 2015 as part of a blog capturing the Tracks of the Iron Masters project held across the Sustrans cycle tracks of West Cumbria.

Weeds for many of us are those plants which happen to find their way into the least desirable places on our front lawns, garden paths or back yards. There we are, sitting on our laurels feeling as pleased as punch with our manicured lawn or tidied up patch when out of the corner of our eye we spot a pesky little intruder which somehow managed to avoid our overzealous strimming and demonic poisoning and has survived against all the odds, cluttering up our neat and tidy view of what nature should be all about. We instantly name the intruder as a weed and set about trying to purge the landscape of it, its related cousins and anything else that could upset the ecological harmony we have established on our land.

Our efforts may be frequently in vain as the intruders tend to be hardy little plants who have experienced far more threats to their livelihood than the occasional misguided Black and Decker strimmer or undiluted paraquat. That weed, which you can’t help see out of the corner of your eye amidst the order you have created, has probably faced off predators, illegal chemicals, drunks out on the tiles looking for the nearest urination hotspot and far worse threats to its existence that you can conjure up in the safety of your potting shed. That solitary weed is here to stay and heaven help you if you think that you an dig it up, transplant it, snap it off at the prime of its life or dead head it. The weed will win every time.

Of course, if you decide that the fruit of that weed happens to make some rather tasteful jam which you can add to your tea time on the lawn, or its seeds happen to make that plastic white sliced loaf palatable, or its leaves when infused in boiling water for a few minutes provide you with a surprising pick you up tonic for the rest of the day, especially when combined with a drop of milk, a spoonful of sugar and a digestive biscuit, then you’ve not really got a weed on your hands at all. You’ve got the potential of a native crop.

So, next time you spot a weed or intruder out of your eye, just ask yourself whether its really as offensive as you think it is. It might just save your life in future.

A Toast to Stuart Bastik: the Seldom Seen of Morecambe Bay

I met Stuart in late 2013 when I started working with Art Gene as Project Manager and it didn’t take long to realise that I was in the presence of someone quite special: irascible, intelligent and sometimes a bit intimidating. He drove me around Barrow in Furness in an old jalopy of the Land Rover type which itself was to become a damp-free zone source of warmth, withies and above all food which nurtured us through the forthcoming years of tours of Morecambe Bay, Walney and further afield up the West Cumbrian coast.

His premature passing this summer left us wondering about so much promise, still to be explored. This poem – The Road to Barra – is dedicated to you, Stuart, as thanks for all your inspiration, challenge and yes, those slightly scary moments too.

The Road to Barra

Heysham High Hopes

Wind farm blade, wind farm blade,

Everything you want from a

Wind farm blade.

We’re all going on a beer hunt Stuart!

From hanging town, brief encounters,

To Holke hang out, submariner sheds,

Spot the jogging bishop with a mitre on a Sunday!

We’re talking rhubarb triangle with legs to spare,

A mammoth onion off the old green road.

They’ll split the atom here Stuart, in the years to come,

There’ll be lock downs, sirens,

Ever Ready for us, the pervasive threat.

Heysham 1, Heysham 2

It’ll be a football score Stu,

In the years to come, when we get home.

One goes down, the other goes up.

Two little boys Stu, that’s what they’re like,

Seismically protected to Gas Mark 7.

But there’s no more time for:

Haff netting salmon

in the skinny dipping Lune

Cos we’re heading out to Barra Stu,

Prepping for the Somme,

And all her sail in her.

Wind farm blade, wind farm blade,

Everything you need from a

Wind farm blade.

Arnside’s Hunter Gatherers

It’s a long way to Tipperary,

A very long way indeed Stu,

You’ll be needing your khaki trousers,

and a hat to shield you from the blaze.

Hats with fascinators fascinating,

Travel hunters hunting and

Health and safety instructing:

Don’t forget your shorts.

Don’t forget your sun cream.

Don’t forget to write son,

We’ve got your Grand-dad round at Christmas

He’ll want to see you standing.

Arnsider, Tamesider, 

Wearsider, Humbersider,

Scouse lads! Manx lads!

We’re all in this together lads

Cockney lads! Toon lads!

Even Beverley lads

 walk on the Kents Bank waters!

Climbing over ledges,

Diving down in gorges,

Geo-physical, geo-logical,

Geo-temporal, neo-natal.

Headline shock,

Culture block.

Road up ahead,

Detour to the Humphrey Head.

Wind farm blade, wind farm blade,

Everything you earn from a

Wind farm blade.

Furness Fears

Grange over the sands,

Wind over the waters,

Steam over the causeway,

Fog on the time and we lose our way;

Lights up ahead and we shield our eyes

From the light on the horizon.

Don’t be daft Stuart,

It’s just the moon on the river

No need to stress, no need to sweat,

It’s just another brick in a wall.

No dark lions in the wardrobe,

No more air girls on the dole.

Ulverston oh Ulverston,

You still hear your sea winds blowin’,

You still see the dark coal glowin’,

You clean your gun and dream of Ulverston.

Last wolf in England,

First turn on the left,

Water catches fire.

The air stops breathing,

But we dig deep down for leading lights.

Tractors turning, gas flame burning, submarine yearning.

Wind farm blade, wind farm blade,

Everything you covet ‘bout a

Wind farm blade.

Barrow In Furnace

Cor strike a light! Blow me down!

If ever I cross this side of town

I’m dead, I’m gone,

A shadow of my former self.

The nuclear dump,

The ever-present hump,

Of the guy in the trench,

Standing doubled over the stench

Of the lads in the earth

And the girls in the air,

Waving, waving farewell, adieu, auf wiedersehen,

To their boys on a train sliding into town.

Pink Shap granite, Pink Shap granite

Archaeological dig in bullet rich sand.

Turbine, turbine,

Slicing up the seas in a frenzied fit of

Fission, fusion,

Grasping the cushion of a nuclear safety net of

Caste iron furnace, caste iron furnace,

Grenades to launch ten thousand ships to pieces.

It’s just a rumour that was spread around town

By the women and children

Soon we’ll be shipbuilding

We’re all in this together Stu,

It was like this way back when

Digging our trenches into the heat of the night.

Guided by your lights across the barren lands.

Your trig towers point to trig points in the ground.

Your landing lights in the estuary guide us by.

Your staging posts act as halfway stops mid river.

Your tools of empire help us navigate this wilderness.

Wind farm blade, wind farm blade, 

Everything you ever loved ‘bout a

Wind farm blade.

I’d say RIP Stuart but I can’t see you resting anywhere easily; there’s far too much wrong in heaven that needs fixing!