THE HACKERMAN INCIDENT: UPDATE FROM SENIOR MANAGEMENT

Nick Owen Publishing (NOP)
Nottingham, UK

Date: 20 November 2025

Nick Owen Publishing Confirms Temporary Website Disruption Caused by Unauthorised Access is Now Over.

Nick Owen Publishing can confirm that, at approximately 08:10 on 20 November, the company’s website experienced an incident of unauthorised interference carried out by an individual styling himself online as “TRUTH4REFORM_88_HAXXOR.”

The intrusion briefly replaced the official NOP homepage with content that included inaccurate statements about the company, unsubstantiated claims concerning the book No Such Thing as an Englishman, and a number of remarks about the author’s poetry, delivery style and eyebrows.

While some of the comments were strikingly imaginative, they did not originate from anyone associated with NOP.

Key Facts

  • No customer data has been compromised.
    The attacker appears to have been primarily motivated by literary frustration rather than criminal intent.
  • The unauthorised content included a flaming-bin graphic, several Comic Sans headlines, and repeated warnings against purchasing NOP titles. These do not reflect the views of Nick Owen Publishing, our authors, or any known literary critics.
  • The incident appears to have been carried out using extremely rudimentary methods and may have involved guessing a password. We are investigating how “NOP2023!” was breached.

Statement from Nick Owen, Founder

“While today’s events are certainly unusual, we remain committed to championing thoughtful, imaginative writing. We are grateful to our readers for their patience and assure them that No Such Thing as an Englishmanremains entirely safe to read, despite suggestions to the contrary from this morning’s intruder.”

Next Steps

Nick Owen Publishing is working with external security consultants to reinforce all digital systems.
Normal website service has been resumed..
Book sales, author events, and all other operations remain unaffected.

We thank our readers, partners, and the wider literary community for their continued support and for their many messages enquiring whether Nick is indeed “doing spells with his eyeballs.” We can confirm he is not.

Press Contact

Eleanor Wheeler
Senior Editor & Communications Lead
Nick Owen Publishing
Email: info@nickowenpublishing.co.uk
Phone: +44 (0)1522 687819

Maja writes… Мајо, кога бираш?

New desk — better view, less perfume. Alex is kind and makes me laugh a lot. He explains things without metaphors. Julian keeps walking past like a shark that forgot why it’s circling. He mentioned he’s writing a memoir. About what, I’m not sure. Probably himself.

Julian? Alex? I wonder who my third Састанак на слепо will be?

Julian writes… it’s a lorra, lorra laughs. Not.

A change of atmosphere. Maja now sits at Alex’s desk “for training purposes,” though I detect a whiff of Eleanor’s interference. She avoids my gaze but that, I think, is a symptom of denial. These things happen when passion is inconvenient. I’ve begun drafting “Love and Other Marginal Notes: A Memoir from the Publishing Floor.” Working title. I spent the afternoon revising our intern induction materials, inserting a new paragraph on “Cross-Cultural Communication in a Creative Environment.” Eleanor deleted it. Petty. I’m listening to Cilla Black on the office radiogram for some reason. It occurs to me that she was very underrated as a chanteuse. Alex keeps on switching her off though which is very inconsiderate of him.

Maja writes… it’s turning into a Srodne duše moment but not in a good way.

Finally some peace. I asked Eleanor if I could work with Alex next week as he seems a calm kind of guy. Julian said something about “mentorship diversity.” He is strange, but not unkind. He just lives in his own movie. When I left, he waved too long. I pretended not to see. I remembered the old TV show, Srodne duše, which the Brits adapted into something called Blind Date. Ours was a match better version, with Ana Mihajlovski being a super hostess with the mostess. She is my heroine. Cilla Black? Who she? Alex, on the other hand is a different proposition… I think I need to find out more.

Julian writes… in it for the long game.

Eleanor asked if I’d “finished distracting the intern.” Utterly unfair. Maja thanked me for “the stapler and conversation,” but said she’d prefer to be supervised by Alex next week. I assured her I understood completely: “diversity of mentorship,” I said. Still, I feel an unspoken current between us. I will play the long game. As all great men must. In the meantime, I must check out what mysterious allure Alex seems to have over this young, impressionable Serb.