Andy, accompanied by a pint of Hawkeye Bitter by his side, acts as a revered “oracle,” welcoming a queue of adoring fans and young British tennis stars including Emma Raducanu, Jack Draper, and Cameron Norrie who have lined up to pay their respects. But when Norrie praises Andy’s instructional book that helped him win a major tournament, the security guards abruptly cut the audience short and trouble ahead beckons…
Cue sound track of Congratulations by Cliff Richard:
and sit back and listen to the sixth episode of The Fantastic Confabulations of Ageing Tennis Player read by Samuel James, Clare Wyatt and Helen Lloyd here:
Want some more? Here’s the whole audio book!
Or, you can read it to yourself and your nearest and dearest here!

The Fantastic Confabulations of an Ageing Tennis Player
Inspired by Rip Van Winkle, the short story by Washington Irving, The Fantastic Confabulations of an Ageing Tennis Player is the fourth and final book in this ‘Confessions’ series. Andy Murray wakes up twelve years late, trapped in a hospice that feels more like a prison, with his memory missing, his bar bill unpaid, and the US Open still somehow to be won. A darkly comic, surreal finale to the cult Confessions of an Ageing Tennis Player series.
Have a great US Open!
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