I came in early to clean up the inbox. The inbox laughed.
Every message replied to every other message. Subject lines like “RE: RE: RE: unsubscribe me you magnificent maniacs.” The MailEnchant logo in the corner pulsed faintly, like a living heart.
In my panic, I clicked “Sync All Devices.”
The office printer started printing the newsletter. The scanner started beeping Morse code. Even the coffee machine hissed “Welcome to the Mischief List.”
Nick arrived mid-flood. I tried to explain. He stared at the rising tide of paper and said quietly, “Julian… this is strangely on brand.”
I think that saved me. For now.
Confessions of the Ageing Swimmers
What would you do if you heard someone confess to the most heinous moral crime but there was nothing you could do about it?
Inspired by events and overheard conversations in some of Lincoln’s and Nottingham’s finest swimming pools as well as some of oldest Biblical myths, Swimmers aims to give you an entertaining insight into just why there are more swimming pools than churches these days.
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