It’s National Make-It-Up-As-You-Go-Along Week!

Hurrah, at last the time has come round again: it’s finally National Make-It-Up-As-You-Go-Along Week.

If you’re an employer who doesn’t know how to get the best from your staff, just make it up as you go along and do whatever takes your fancy.  Sack ’em! Give them a pay rise!  Promote ’em!  It doesn’t matter: it’s National Make-It-Up-As-You-Go-Along Week!

If you’re looking for a new job but don’t know where to start, just make it up as you go along and do what ever takes your fancy.  Resign! Get sacked! Apply to become an astronaut!  It doesn’t matter: it’s National Make-It-Up-As-You-Go-Along Week!

If you’re a government department charged with allocating millions of public funds to protect public health but don’t know how best to allocate them or indeed couldn’t give a proverbial ****, just make it up as you go along and do whatever takes your fancy. Set up a Pilot Scheme! Blow the lot on the horses!  Buy a million lottery tickets! It doesn’t matter:  it’s National Make-It-Up-As-You-Go-Along Week!

National Make-It-Up-As-You-Go-Along Week is a fun packed week of arbitrary activity and fruitless frolics which will entertain your dinner party guests for years to come and is guaranteed to produce utterly wretched experiences for everyone else on the end of your whimsy!

Stuck? Just Make-It-Up-As-You-Go-Along!